2014harry:

*remembers same mistakes* *single tear rolls down my cheek*

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

haanigram:

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

life goal

haanigram:

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

life goal

benignflaws:

Late night selfies

benignflaws:

Late night selfies

Anonymous — 5sos are ugly and untalented. Sam pepper is funny. He's a bad role model but at least he's hot

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

If you favour an man that assaults women over four loving boys, then that’s fine but I shall prove why YO ASS IS WRONG:

- 5 seconds of summer ARE talented. They play their own music and write their own songs
- they had no help from talent shows, they made it on their own
- they do it purely for the music and not the money
- the boys didn’t like the fact that fans had to wait outside, so they ordered pizza and donuts for everyone.
- Ashton Drew a ‘self harm’ picture on a girls arm who had recently self harmed
- even though Luke is a cool teenager, he still brought his mum on tour
-they miss their family yet still make extra tour dates
- they took 5 days out of their days off to play FREE shows to people who either couldn’t afford it, or couldn’t attend the other ones
- they’re flying fans FREE across the world to meet them and paying all costs of hospitality

SAM PEPPER ON THE OTHER FUCKING HAND:
- assaulted women on camera and passed it on as a joke
- ‘felt a fan up’ when taking her on a date
-never apologised for what he did, but tried to make it seem better
-got his video taken down
-got banned from vidcon
-his channel promotes abuse, and disrespect to both genders
-emailed a girl for exposing how rude she was about him when he disrespected her
-he is an overall dick

It’s your choice to like whoever you want, but don’t you dare say things about 5sos when Sam pepper is an excuse for a man. I feel sorry for half of the world that have to share a gender with him, because he gives the male population a bad name, to a lot of sincere men. Good day.

hreny:

this is seriously my favorite episode

poopypantsash:


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noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*