"The lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints…and smiled."
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school
Stories you won’t see in the media
#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki
Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.
omg what a sweetie!!
HOWL AT THE MOON
His apron though
There are cupcakes
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
being so fucking attracted to someone who’s famous feels so fucking ridiculous like you know you have no chance with them in any way at all like you barely have a chance to fucking meet them
but you still just
are so attracted to them
so, so attracted to them